I’ll never drink again Famous last words When you wind up in Tijuana With somebody else’s girl And your eyes still half crossed With that lump on your head The last thing you’ll want for breakfast Is that whiskey on your breath
CHORUS: I’ll never drink again No No No This time I really mean it The end Yeah Yeah Yeah I’m really finished I’m not like them No I’ll never drink again
A few days go by And you start feelin’ good The Devil whispers right in your ear Well maybe you should A couple beers later now And there’s no turning back Everybody’s got a crazy uncle Well, mine’s Uncle Jack
CHORUS: No I’ll never drink again No No No This time I really mean it The end Yeah Yeah Yeah Well, I’m really finished I’m not like them No I’ll never drink again
BRIDGE: Bartender you know your my only friend Pour me just one more And I’ll never drink again No
CHORUS: I’ll never drink again No No No This time I really mean it The end Yeah Yeah Yeah I’m really finished Hallelujah AMEN I’ll never drink again
Words & Music by Chuck White & Morgan Cryar
Vocals by Chuck White & Morgan Cryar